A, B, C, D, E, F….COOKIE MONSTER!

Its one of those random theme days, porn and muppets, boobs and cookies. Actually that sounds about right… I remember watching this on PBS after school thinking this girl is a total ditz! Kermit wasn’t too happy either lol, Enjoy.

EEK: VA$HTIE TOPLESS

Downtown’s Caramel Cutie shows off her…

PLIE BITCHES!

Sophie Howard Lifts her tutu for youyou

“PASS THAT VASAYSEE!”

Famous American Photographer Steven Meisel shoots some stills with Malgosia Bela for Versace. Thanks to Kanye for the headline.

BYAHHHH!!

Steve Ballmer just loves him some Gloria Estefan! “Who said sit down?!” lol

JAMIE FOXX PRESENTS THE BEST OF FOXXHOLE RADIO 11-28-08

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CHRISTMAS WISHLIST PART 1

The Beer Belly, is a beer dispenser that fits stealthily and comfortably around your waist, under your shirt, with a feeder tube and bite valve that delivers beer to the use.

$40 Bucks? Copped!

VALIDATED PARKING

Happy Thanksgiving all passerby’s of my blog, you are all so great! lol enjoy the T-Day booze

CLAAAASIC: NIKEY TURKEY

Pump it up no homo!

JIMMY KIMMEL GETS A FREE HAIRCUT

Pulls the oki-doke after zoning them out talking about Obama. Peep game!

SPEEDY’S COMEDY CORNER 11-26-08

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VOCODER CAN’T BE ALL THAT BAD…

“Look Ma, Andy Likes It!”

He’s got a point. War? F’that lets get high!

EVERYTHING HERE IS FANTASTIC!

Peter Griffin On Ecstasy

HOW TO GET KNOCKED OUT COLD BY A HOSE

MAN-BOOB CURE

If you think that picture is disturbing, you should take a peek at this one. Shutters… If you have ‘Man-Boobs’ and have tried every method to get rid of them (except benching or getting a reduction) look no further than the Bra for men! Found here you can regain that much needed confidence as you run from the kitchen to the couch so you don’t miss your soaps, without your male-chesticles smacking you in the face.

Oggidy Boogiddy!

JAMIE FOXX ON FOXXHOLE RADIO 11-21-08

I’ll be honest and say, I haven’t listened to the show(s) in almost two weeks (Speedy or Jamie or Juan). All this writing better pay off and fast, my kick game flopping, not to mention AF1 fever is back at Mercer…ARGH!!
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COUNTDOWN TILL THIS SHOWS UP ON KANYE’S BLOG

If you are familiar with Kanye’s Blog you will definitely see some shit like this pop up over there, eventually. I thought it would be fun to post up items I come across and have a little guessing game, for what the Paparazzi Favorite considers blog-worthy. For these particular items, I’m guessing it will go up on his blog within the next week. When do you think any of these will show up over there?

You can read more about Surreal Minimalism by David Pompa Here!

Learn more about Scarab by David Miguel Moreira Goncalves Here!
POSTED ON KANYES BLOG ON 12/3/08

Purchase the ‘1X1 Salt & Pepper Shaker’ Here!

Don’t Forget Kanye’s Album “808 & Heartbreak” In stores 11/24.

THE 40TH PRESIDENT…

None before him, none to come.

SPEEDY’S COMEDY CORNER 11-19-08

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CANADA’S FINEST

“I’m Just like you. Just ten-times better.”

:::Right-Eye moving Clockwise, Left-Eye moving Counter:::

MAN TIPS FROM GABE AND MAX PART 2

The cologne tip REALLY comes in handy. Proceed with caution.
Previously… Part 1

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? LOL"

Whoever they are, they are REALLY happy that you made it back. This is the equivalent of the “There you are!” to a random stranger, but better!

I’D STILL ‘GO IN’ AWARD: BRITNEY SPEARS & HER CIRCUS PROMO STILLS

PRON, PRON, PRON!!

Aria Giovanni & Jelena Jensen

VANESSA VEASLEY SMOOTH MAGAZINE PICTORIALS

BURRITO FART MANDLES

Now your candle won’t flicker, when you let one off.

KEIBLER & KARDASHIAN KILLING ‘EM ON THE BEACH!

Kim Kardashian on Miami Beach November 16, 2008

HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 16.5 ON THE PINK CARPET

Rosie Huntington Whiteley – Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show November 15 2008

HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 16 VICTORIA’S SECRET LINGERIE EDITION

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Heidi Klum – Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel, November 15 2008

MIRANDA KERR IS SEXY!

On the Cover of Ocean Drive Magazine’s November 2008 Issue. High Five Orlando!

"I’M OUT THIS BITCH!" SHOCKERIZED!

Commander and Chief showing you what he enjoys to do when he’s not saving the world or monitoring oil industry wire transfers. Two in the pink, one in the stink!

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BURRITO FART MANDLE : THE CANDLE FOR MEN

Now your candle won’t flicker, when you let one off.

JUAN EPSTEIN SEASON 2 EPISODE 16 BDK 11-14-08

This episode is worthy of my post, cause Ain’t No Half Steppin’. The Nasty African, Big Daddy Kane stops through and get the Juan Ep treatment. I believe there is a Q-Tip episode to, but I really don’t care to listen to or post that, If you do then go visit one of these guys.

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JAMIE FOXX ON FOXXHOLE RADIO 11-14-08

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SPEEDY’S COMEDY CORNER 11-12-08

What the fuck? I mean, what the fudge? With this new merger between XM and Sirius finally went through officially, and unfortunately we have to suffer through a much cleaner edited version of Speedy’s show, to adhere to the new communications rules that are in effect after the merger. If you have any further information regarding this change, feel free to comment. Wow, this might suck.

You can now catch Speedy Every Wednesday on Sirius 106 or XM 149. Click below to stream or download.

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THAT’S RACIST : POST OFFICE

Wow, I’m still in pretty much awe of what I just witnessed. So I’m at the post office shipping a package overseas, I open the door for this old dude and let him go in first. I stop at the island on the way to the register to fill out my labels, customs, shipping, etc. The line is pretty long, and the way the island is set up on the way to the register people are lining up behind me I tell them go ahead, “Thanks Boss” one guy says to me, I nod and say “No problem” as I keep writing.

When I finally complete the lengthy task that is filling out customs forms and take my long awaited spot in line, I notice the dude I let in is still on the line. Puzzled I see herds of people coming off the line, completing their postage-paying processes, but this dude is just chilling with 1 package and cash (small bills, singles showing) in his hand. When I finally “peep game” as to what’s really going on… There are only two tellers, one white dude, one black chick.

WORDPRESS NOTICE: MIDTERMS

Word, hold tight I haven’t been able to blog like I would like to. Writing these term papers for the time being but as Al Pacino said in Scarface…

Yea can finish that thought for me.

"GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)"

Found a link to this post on NT, where a bunch of dudes make fun of one posters girlfriend for 25 pages and counting. Straight comedy ensues as the users post photoshopped pics as well as the web’s most infamously funny animated pics, ‘Ellie-fied” (Ellie is her name.) Another reason why it must suck to be a Cubs fan.

HALLOWEEN TRICKSTER

“He’s not moving…Hey! Can I take a picture with you? Just nod or SOMETHING!”

Lol this is pretty good.

BOOK OF THE MONTH: TIMOTHY WHITE “THE HOLLYWOOD PIN-UP”

PHOTOGRAPHERS LIVE THE LIFE

Timothy White:

“The aura of the pinup girl has as much to do with lace as legs. The iconic illustrations rely on clever costumes to create a playful tease. But the most arresting image in photographer Timothy White’s celeb-studded new collection, “Hollywood Pinups” ($39.95, Collins Design), is the photo with the least fabric.”

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THAT BITCH IN THE KITCHEN

Mr. Potty-mouth tells it like it is. I guess he’s going to bed with no dinner tonight.

STEVEN SEAGAL RUNS LIKE A GIRL, BUT HE WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS!

Love this dude! Don’t be fooled the movies can only show so much and after seeing a video from my boy Hules of Ol Stevie with a 12 can suitcase of whoop-ass without breaking a sweat, I gained a lot more respect for him, regardless of the floppy hands running style. I think THIS is it.

JAMIE FOXX ON FOXXHOLE RADIO 11-7-08

Let me guess… More Obama nut swinging! Geez! Claudia makes an appearance on today’s Foxxhole. I kinda forgot what her voice sounded like since I stopped listening to her beauty salon radio show. Oh well, click the link below to listen or download.

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COME ON MUTHAFUCKA, COME ON!

Krazy Eyes has something to say like a bowl of Rice Krispies…Snap! Krackle! Pop!

HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 15

Blake Lively @ Opening party for Juicy Couture’s 5th Avenue flagship store – November 6, 2008

BLACK & PINK : SUNNY LEONE & SANDY SUMMERS

Sandy Summers in a black and pink corset w/ black thigh high stockings

BAD GIRLS: LAUREN LONDON AND CASSIE VENTURA

BAD BOY PROMO ADS

CAN WE EASE UP ON THE NUT HUGGING A BIT?

Give me a break for a min. I haven’t seen so many people swinging from one dudes nuts since the cartoon porn version of Jack and the Beanstalk. That dude is chilling out for two months, so should you.

The Audacity of Joke T-Shirt

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Get Yours Here! ($26)

NIKE X NINTENDO AIR MAX BIG WINDOW

Cop ‘Em at PROPER

You wont have to blow these through your t-shirt…WOW that was flagrantly akward, but you get what I meant. I know some people would opt for the alchohol on a q-tip to make the cartridge work. All you have to do with lace em up and your good to go.

ADRIANA LIMA IS PEDDLING BRAS

Word, Go Buy some for someone. Just do it, I don’t think she’s playing around.

ERICA CAMPBELL AND SANDRA SHINE

Erica Campbell up really high somewhere…

HOT TINGS 14 @ THE 2008 EUROPE MTV MUSIC AWARDS

Beyonce Knowles @ 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards – Arrivals, Liverpool, November 6, 2008

HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 13

Coco @ Sean “Diddy” Combs’ private birthday party at Mansion in New York City, Nov 5, 2008

HOW TO GET OUT OF CLASS : JONAH STYLE

Summer Heights High Character Jonah Takalua is very creative when he doesn’t want to do something, in this case get out of class. Watch the genius in action. Summer Heights High kicks off the first time in the states, this Sunday November 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM on HBO or visit youtube and watch montage clipped episodes from 2007 for more shits and gigs “Muthafocka!”

SPEEDY’S COMEDY CORNER 11-5-08

Man I was up till 1:30AM waiting for this link and it STILL wasn’t up. Hope y’all understand, if this recording program was formated for MAC’s I would start recording these myself. Usually I get an update email when its posted, unfortunately, that message never arrived at the usual time. Click below to stream or download.

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JESSICA GOMES SHOWS OFF HER MOMMY BAGS!

THE 44TH PRESIDENT…

ICED-OUT WIFEBEATER UNDER HIS TEE

An impressive campaign that, played smart, and paid off. McCain showed exceptional class, with his eyes welled up as the boo’s echoed during his speech as his campaign conceded and congratulated Obama, with admiration for the new President Elect.

Hopefully we can all learn to adopt this “campaign for change,” and not let the “campaign for blame” run away with our American Dreams.

HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 11

Ana de la Reguera @ 2008 AFI Fest centerpiece gala screening of “Che” in Hollywood, November 1, 2008

HOT TINGS VOTE TOO!

Hayden Panettiere Votes On November 4, 2008

LOOK AT THAT…

Miranda Kerr in underwear @ Victoria’s Secret fitting in New York – November 1, 2008

THE 44TH PRESIDENT…

An impressive campaign that, played smart, and paid off. McCain showed exceptional class, with his eyes welled up as the boo’s echoed during his speech as his campaign conceded and congratulated Obama, with admiration for the new President Elect.

Hopefully we can all learn to adopt this “campaign for change,” and not let the “campaign for blame” run away with our American Dreams.

Grady Wilson’s Put the Fire Back

Grady Wilson shows you how to put in work! I favor the ‘Gotcha’ over the “Jack of All trades.”

BOND… JAMES BOND.

Published: Nov. 3, 2008 at 5:27 PM
GLASTONBURY, England, Nov. 3 (UPI) — A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to “Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.”

The Glastonbury, England, teenager — originally named George Garratt — said his new name, which is thought to be the world’s longest, has so outraged his grandmother that she is no longer speaking to him, The Telegraph reported Monday.

The teen said he used an online service to officially change his name for a $20 fee.

“I wanted to be unique,” Captain Fantastic said of his name choice. “I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”

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Man losing out on G’MA perks seems like the least of his problems. Family Guy Much?

THE FINALE OF THE HALLOWEEN HOT TINGS: CASSIE VENTURA

Cassie Ventura As The Woman of Wonder AKA WOW! 10/31/08 (3 HQ’s)
The Best I could do, for not taking these pics myself.

Thanks to Just-Cassie for letting me blatantly jack these pics from your site. Hope you don’t mind, because you didn’t take them either. Shouts to Celebutopia aswell for making many of the ‘Halloween Tings’ possible.

KEELEY HAZELL AS A WICKED WITCH W/BONUSES

YAY FOR BOOBIES!!

HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 10

Hef’s Ex’s Out at @ Playboy fragrance launch in New York City 11/2/08
Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson

SOME MORE PORN : JESSE JANE, CARMEN LUVANA, CRYSTAL KLEIN, ERICA CAMPBELL, EVELYN LORY, & JENNA JAMESON

Jesse Jane In Black Bra & Panties

MONICA BELLUCCI FOR GQ ITALIA NOVEMBER 2008

HALLOWEEN HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 13

Layla Kayleigh as the Toothfairy for Halloween 10/31/08

STACEY KEIBLER “VANILLA DREAMS”

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MARISA MILLER FOR COMPLEX “PIN-UP PERFECTION 100% REAL”

ARIA GIOVANNI IN RED LATEX

Wow! Is it just me? But I just got a craving for cherry fruit roll ups..

HALLOWEEN HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 12

Playboy Playmate: Jennifer Walcott As the Little Mermaid at My House Party (kidding Event Unknown) 10/31/08

HALLOWEEN HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 11

Sara Paxton @ Halloween 2008 At The Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood 10/31/08

Taylor Cole @ Pur Jeans Halloween Bash, Los Angeles – October 31, 2008 ^^

Halloween ain’t over till I say its over…Basically till if Find HQ pics of Cassie Ventura as Wonder Woman…::bites lower lip:: NH!

LINDSEY LOHAN WAITS FOR YOU TO COME HOME

One could be so lucky…(to find all your stuff still there)

I LIKE BEER, SO I LIKE THIS HOODIE.

I HOPE THAT POCKET IS INSULATED...

Get yours here. But for 45 dollars, I’ll holler at G’ma and have her add an Insulated pocket to one of my other hoodies, for free! No sense in getting your tee shirt all wet from your cold beer just because you were to lazy to hold it. This is definitely a tailgating must have, rest the beer here while you bite into a juicy burger or brat. nh.

ARE YOU READY?

I got my alarm ready for 6AM when the polls open. I hope I’m the first before the herd arrives. Remember its not up to me, its up to you.

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VA$HTIE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE

FORGET THE FREE SHOES, I WENT TO NIKE ID JUST TO SEE YOU

“Photography: Marley Kate. Pegleg just released their women’s fall 2008 collection featuring Vashtie along with three other models rockin’ plaid and check shirts, leggings and denim from the line. Pegleg doesn’t offer the typical t-shirts for the ladies, but a boyish look with a feminine touch. The collection is currently available on their webstore and at stores.”

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Downtown’s Sweetheart is still making moves, and looking great while doing so. Keep it up P.Y.T.!

Nike SB Lance Mountain Collection Jacket

IF THIS IS UNDER 200, I'M COPPING!

Following the Stecyk/Lance collaboration, Nike SB will release a second Blazer by Lance Mountain in this month. This Blazer SB Elite features a quilted collar lining and premium leather inspired by Lance’s old motorcycle jacket. Alongside the first ‘Elite’ footwear style of Nike SB, there will also be an M-65 inspired jacket with the same quilted lining as the shoe. Matching tees and caps all featuring Lance’s artwork will also be available to top things off.

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I’ve been looking for a style similar to this for the quickly approaching New York winter. My previous choice was a wool version by Gucci, that was like 4 seasons ago but they still had 1 left on Bluefly and it wasn’t my size. So yeah, I’m still on the hunt.

OD: 3030 PUMPKINS ON DISPLAY

Just 101 Pumpkins Short of 3131 Pumpkins:

WOW. THAT'S GOING TO STINK IN A FEW DAYS

“Every halloween season, the house at 748 Beech Street in Kenova, West Virginia is transformed into the Great Pumpkin House. The owner, Ric Griffith and hundreds of other volunteers carve thousands of pumpkins for display at his home every halloween.

This year (2006) they plan on having 3,030 pumpkins on display. The pumpkins will be on display between October 28th – November 4th. The display will be featured on the Ellen Degeneres show early next week.”

Get directions to the house here, if you are in the area with nothing better to do with yourself.

AFTER SIX: SEXY TIME WITH NICOLE SCHERZINGER

Lol at the Stutter step by Nicole. The sad part is there are girls that actually wear sneakers with dresses, and secondly girls that moan and groan for sneakers. I’ll wait for these to hit the outlets, I could use a pair of gym shoes (and yes shoes to wear in the gym).

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Alicia Silverstone @ Launch party for Peter Alexander’s new store

HALLOWEEN HOT TINGS 10 @ PUR JEANS HALLOWEEN PARTY

Rachel Sterling @ Pur Jeans Halloween Bash – October 31, 2008

HALLOWEEN HOT TINGS 9 @ “CRIS ANGEL BELIEVE” GALA EDITION

Tila Tequila @ Gala premiere of “Criss Angel Believe” by Cirque du Soleil – October 31, 2008

JENNIFER LYONS SHOWING OFF IN HALLOWEEN LINGERIE

HALLOWEEN HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 8

ICE-T IS ONE LUCKY MAN!

Wouldn’t you agree?

Coco Shows off the goods of Rap and TV’s #1 Pimp

PORN STAR SPOTLIGHT: TERA, ARIA, & SUNNY

ARIA, SUNNY, TERA, DONT PINCH ME IM DREAMING!

The professionals have arrived! Take a closer look at how sexy these professionals stand out in the crowd.

HALLOWEEN HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 7

Traci Bingham As a Naughty Cop For Halloween Location Unknown October 31, 2008

HALLOWEEN HOT TING FOR THE MOMENT 6

Audrina Patridge @ Halloween in Hollywood, October 31, 2008

OLIVIA MUNN SHOWS OFF ON SET ON HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN HOT TINGS FOR THE MOMENT 5

KIM KARDASHIAN & KHLOE KARDASHIAN @ PUR Jeans Halloween party October 31, 2008

GOT ‘EM : TARANTULA EDITON

“I’LL STUFF THAT FUCKING THING DOWN YOUR THROAT!”

AWWW, THAT IS A CUTE CARDIGAN THOUGH…

Poor guy, His downfall was the people he chose for his corner. Up until this point he was golden. By the way, I would never trust the advice of grandma, or any chubby person with a fake tan regarding taking 416,000.00 Dollars. I mean a fake tan and your huge…Never seen that before.

Louis CK "EVERYTHINGS AMAZING, NOBODY IS HAPPY"

He’s 100% on point with this skit, gets really good after 1:30 mark. Enjoy one of the masters.

By the way, I just beasted and posted tons of HQ pics of your favorite big and small screen actresses in Halloween Costumes, on my OTHER blog. Check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

"NAYLIN PAYLIN" Film Re-enacted: Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton

“Filth at its most awkward. Ricky Gervais & Thandie Newton promoting Ghost Town and W.”

I’m Shocked at the dialouge in this porn. Not that there actually is some, but that its actually pretty good. Remember “Naylin’ Paylin” Drops November 4th. So right after you vote, pick this up!