In celebration of Adidas being 60 years old this year, let’s take a trip down memory lane. Harput’s SF is an og in the game and my place to shop when I’m looking for something new, classic, or priceless! So nice, they had to play it twice.
Archive for January 11th, 2009
SANDRA SHINE SUCKS TOES
In HOTTIES on January 11, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Sandra Shine (born September 9, 1981) is a Hungarian adult film actress who first appeared in Penthouse magazine under the pseudonym of Judith Devine in 2001. She started calling herself “Sandra” in honor of an old girlfriend.
NIKE SB DUNK LINED BIKER JACKET
In SHOPPING on January 11, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Now Available at Long Island’s own Poets Skate Shop. It seems this lining is only available on the Crème de la Crème of SB items, so it may come to no surprise that the fabric alone could be used for some pretty serious 1 of 1 creation by a die-hard Nike Sb Fan.
WHEN FAKE AND BAKE GOES TO FAR
In RANDOM on January 11, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Living on long island, its tough to find a girl that is happy with her natural birth given skin tone. She’ll budget her time with you between the gym, the mall, and the tanning salon. But you know they are lying about the gym and the mall because a full deck of appointment cards is likely fan out from oompa tans r us if her stephan sprouse tipped over. If you’ve dated one you’ve dated them all, they itch for the warmth of the tanning bulbs. case and point:
So that you get the same effect this picture looks a bit odd, because it is. All you see is bleached blonde hair and white teeth. Like the inverse of Bill Duke from predator. (click on the pic to see the actual “damage” lol)
My question is for new yorkers, long islanders, anywhere, when will this “trend” end? when every female resembles a lobster from the carribean? Bright red, painted on eyebrows because they singed off the ones they were born with in the tanning bed? You can camouflage into tan/brown walls, and your accessories and clothing seem to float like your not even present unless you smile (no racism implied)?
How many of you like this look, how many of you covet this look yourselves?
Pic taken from Jenthepen’s Twitter (you can do a search yourself I’m not going to blow her up too tough lol She was just a popular example of the norm. Jen if your reading this sure i think your pretty but, the orange tan is not a good look, at least to me.)
Preacher’s Sermon: Did you know excessive tanning makes you look older? It does but not the good kind. You may be 18,19, 20 but 30, 40, and 50 year olds are now your competition for that next ‘it’ guy or guys, period. You know they bite off your style like they’re still young and can actually afford all of those must have accessories and then some. Us guys can’t tell you apart anymore so you’ve just leveled the playing field for the slew of “un-married’s and searchings.” Cut it out act your age and lay off the tan, let it fadeeeeee…to something less alien. Please.
