Jay-Z & Oprah Audio: of the the reason(s) why they were in Marcy Projects yesterday like they were running for office or something. “Apparently, their meeting yesterday was for a profile in an upcoming issue of O magazine.”
Also in the news…
Jay’s collection, while vast and undoubtedly expensive, may have sacrificed quality for the sake of quantity however. An example of this is the sheer amount of bizarre Hirst pieces that the rapper owns, such as the controversial installation that features a rainbow colored unicorn performing fellatio on the embalmed remains of Truman Capote.
Jason and his two best friends, Gary and Gabe, love women in pantyhose, so much they wrote a song about it!
Some girls hate em, some girls don’t mind them, but the ones I love wear them all the time! I’m not sure if this video is supposed to be funny or what but preach on!
Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson was born in France on April 15, 1990. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) was her debut into the world of professional acting. Competing against many other girls for the role of Hermione Granger, she didn’t expect to get the part.
Looking incredible even with the minor underarm clippings…
“100% Wool crown with black stitched pinstripes on entire crown. Perforated black leather visor, and under visoro. Perforated leather button. Front logo is white glo-in-the-dark thread. Back logo “yeezy” is white glo-in-the-dark thread. White satin lining on inside. Comes in original HELLA TIGHT hat box. Available exclusively on HELLATIGHT.com for a limited time.”
“With the Zoom Kobe IV iD coming up in a few days, Nike has created funny video featuring actor Mike Epps and DJ AM. The video also features a number of ‘cool’ sneakers including a pair of the Entourage Air Force 1s, and even a pair of Air Yeezys. Of course the Zoom Kobe IV iD makes an appearance as well.”
Format Mag recreates 20 classic albums, using Lego’s! This is too dope, I kind of want to put a Lego set on my wish-list this year but I’d rather put some more sneakers on the list instead. Check out the 20 classic albums below…
The Funny Frenchman is back with another one! This one right here is a pisser as they say in the 1980’s. I kinda want to play mario kart now, thanks Remi.
Its one of those random theme days, porn and muppets, boobs and cookies. Actually that sounds about right… I remember watching this on PBS after school thinking this girl is a total ditz! Kermit wasn’t too happy either lol, Enjoy.
An impressive campaign that, played smart, and paid off. McCain showed exceptional class, with his eyes welled up as the boo’s echoed during his speech as his campaign conceded and congratulated Obama, with admiration for the new President Elect.
Hopefully we can all learn to adopt this “campaign for change,” and not let the “campaign for blame” run away with our American Dreams.
Lol at the Stutter step by Nicole. The sad part is there are girls that actually wear sneakers with dresses, and secondly girls that moan and groan for sneakers. I’ll wait for these to hit the outlets, I could use a pair of gym shoes (and yes shoes to wear in the gym).
AMC’S MAD MEN Leading man, Don Draper (Jon Hamm) stops in to give you some tips on how to make the ladies swoon and improve your random affairs count exponentially. Be sure to read the fine print… Read the rest of this entry »
The Upright Citizens Brigade show on Comedy Central, used to keep me and my boy Eddie chatting and laughing during our entire Chemistry period in high school. I was looking for Little Donny but Youtube has been slacking on a decent version of it.
You’re sober now, but you’ve had a history with alcohol. What’s the craziest thing that happened to you when you were drinking heavily? Tracy Morgan: When I was wilding? I got kicked out of Prince’s house. The last time he won a Grammy, we went to the pre-Grammy party. Free booze all night. Prince had his band in the living room. Everybody left the house except for me and my boy. It was 6 o’clock, 7 o’clock in the morning, the sun was coming up, and we were still drinking. And Prince and his wife were at the door in their pajamas and said, “Come on, Tracy, you’ve got to go.” And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherfucker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.
You’re playing a character named “Busta Nut” in Deep in the Valley next year. How would you feel if that nickname stuck? Tracy Morgan: I don’t want anything to stick on me. A character’s a character for that moment. You didn’t call Richard Pryor “Mudbone.” You called him Richard Pryor. That’s respect. You’re not going to put “Busta Nut” on my star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood. You’re going to put “Tracy Morgan” on. That’s what my mother and father named me. When I’m in the street and people go, “Yo!” or “Hey!” I don’t respond to that. If you know me you’re going to say, “Yo Tray! Tracy Morgan! Tray Bag!” That’s when I respond. “Tray Morg!” That’s how my peoples call me. “Caligula!” “Big-Dick Tracy!”
Caligula? Tracy Morgan: He was Caesar of Rome. Stuck a fucking ring in somebody’s ass! He would have orgies all day. Caligula!
Chimps already know the rules, ride it like you stole it. Just like Officer John McClane he jumps off at the last minute. Dramatics 101. What’s better than Japanese TV Shows?
“The paparazzi caught Selma Blair leaving a Los Angeles eatery on October 14, 2008. She gave them more than a few pictures. You GOTTA see this shiznit! It is bananas.”
Halloween is my favorite holiday for many reasons, and this may be one of em. What do you get when you combine a heavy jersey accent and sexy girl costumes? Some funny stuff! “Get the Fuck down here! I got shit to sell!”
“THe FReCKLeD FINGeR is a cartoon series that likes to get into dark humor… and when we say dark, we mean like Whoopi dark. It is all in good fun, so enjoy. We don’t have any money, so if these cartoons offend anyone in any way, don’t sue us – it would be pointless. The cartoons are updated 3 times a week (Mon, Weds and Fri).”
’nuff said. I took a look at the archives and found plenty of dark “I shouldn’t laugh at that but thats pretty damn funny” type comics.
Imagine lol, a good laugh at yourself every once and a while never hurt. Upload your weirdest pic for several moments of enjoyment. With hairstyles and looks from 1958-2000 you too can be a professional high school student.
Spotted on Niketalk by NT’s Own Ben Baller the Jeweler/K-Town Hustler:
“BENBALLER wrote: last night was the end all of end all for baller shit everyone in the game can just shut the fuck up for real!
I went to the house of hype mansion party for the VMA’s last night and everyone was there, some had on decent ice, some had on very nice jewels…
but I got invited to Prince’s house yes prince the singer……… his party started at like 3am.
so we enter the 40 million dollar crib with all prince symbols embossed and just everywhere……. to finally head downstairs where anthony hamilton and christina millian are and it’s like 15 people max in there and there goes prince singing and playing the guitar…. KILLING IT.
next thing you know, he is told by a friend that i’m a jeweler….. so he comes up and says “hey so you make custom jewelry?” I said yes… and he takes off his shirt and I’m thinking immediately, this has been a surreal experience, but AYOOOOOOOO no Homo..he shows me the illest shit I’ve seen in my life….
A FULLY ICED OUT WIFE BEATER!!!!!!! real diamonds y’all. maybe 2,000 carats? 4,000? no clue, all VVS D color type shit. I mean, huge iced out cuban, cali chain? thats ballin, but diamond tank top? that’s absolute clowning to the fullest. I didn’t bring a camera obviously, but goddamn. it was unreal, brilliant and so ill. it was like spread out in a mesh way, but the stones varied in size from like 40 pointers to 2 carats and on the center there was a 6 or 7 carat. it was ignorant. from trillion cuts to ascher cuts. it was just insane. jesus”
I bookmarked this so i could blog it when i got a chance this had me crying. I could just picture Prince staring into his eyes while fondling his chain. lol pancakes anyone?
“A moderate earthquake occurred at 11:42:15 AM (PDT) on Tuesday, July 29, 2008. The magnitude 5.4 event occurred 4 km (3 miles) WSW of Chino Hills, CA. Here’re some strange folks’ reactions to the quake.”
This pretty much brings to life what as kid growing up in New York, would imagine to occur during an earthquake. I know I’m kinda late on this video, but after the first viewing I didn’t think it was that funny, but the second time around it got a good chuckle from me.
I mean could picture Azacca from the ‘Jects having this on his myspace, but something about the way Sally May from Suburbia, USA has used it, seems a bit contrived. Granted some kids, act a certain way and use slang they normally wouldn’t use to seem hip around certain people, but this is just silly. Like a square going thru a circle, nobody is THAT cool where death, is not respected enough to drop the facade you play out around your friends or on the web for the world to see. Ron is obviously not black, and I don’t really see this use of the N word as a term of endearment.
As I continue my search for my beloved and impossible to find three-legged Leevis Jeans parody by SNL I found a shit load of classic funnies here! Thanks to http://the92503experience.blogspot.com for the original “put on” (NH) Much appreciated! Bad Idea Jeans had me in tears the first time i saw it, but with this headache I’ve got now, I’m not too sure it will be from the video. Enjoy!
Yea…Her box, is probably identical to Tony’s $8.00 Colossal Calzone. But um, thats not the point of this post. In hot weather its natural for people to wrap t-shirts, towels, and most commonly handkerchiefs around their head to either cool, or keep sweat out of your eyes. I’ve never thought it looked cool to have a towel on your head, and I respect those that do it in observation of the god they pray to.
At my gym past few months i’ve been trying to wrap my head around the idea, as to why (since winter) these two “brothers” who have been working out with a towel identically, wrapped around their heads, with a 12 inch extension of ‘towel’ behind their heads. To give you a better idea of the setting, the gym i attend is brand new facility, sufficiently air conditioned, attended by mostly elderly, and young professionals, with a few ‘urban’ kids mixed in (myself included). Just picture grandma as you pull up in your car listening to Ghostface’s “Wildflower” at an average volume, you’ll notice they stopped way before the white line (so you they wont be exactly parallel to your car), roll their window(s) up, all the while shaking their heads. If you can imagine that you can understand how these towels would stand out.
As i walk past the boxing room, i see them jumping up and down like pogo sticks (with no rope mind you), with the towels on their heads. As I bend to take a sip at the water fountain I ended up drinking water from my nose as I laughed at the mental image of them two being ridiculous. As i walk back sniffling am I missing something? You’d normally see these type of ‘wraps’ for women with long hair that wanted to dry it with little effort, these guys were bald, so that wasn’t quite it. I’m not knocking their hustle… Whatever that is, I would ask, but I doubt I could keep a straight face.
Is what you call this guy in spanish. I love shit like this, found this other video on this blog (that i visit every now and then) which lead me to the video I posted. This guy made sure to get in every photo opp and forever blemish this teams championship win. The guys on the team have no idea, who he is, yet they embrace him in the festivities as one of their own, what sportsmanship! Check out their channel for more hilarious videos, Disco Elevator and The Cyclist Imposter are pretty funny.
Thats my boy Kelo, DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!! Spotted on his now second Rik Codero production of Nas’s Be a N****R Too video. His first being the Blue Magic trailer holding the Ak by the window. Seems to me the Turntable Assassins moving on up in the world!
Spotted on Paul Rosenberg’s Blog he ran in to your favorite neighbor…Okily Dokily Ned Flanders (damn near spitting image), who makes a mean cup of hot cocoa.
