WHAT’S YOUR: "I JUST WON THE LOTTO" Dance?

If you hit the lotto tomorrow what dance would fully express your immense joy at improving your recession immunity? The Stanky Legg? The Miami Jook? The Nuh Linga? Mine will be the Dallas Boogie.

SLEEP CAM IN FULL EFFECT!

Some of you may not be familiar with JD’s living the life youtube video series, but after seeing a few of these I was hooked. Dude’s life is not only fast paced, but highly interesting, extravagant, and funny. Sleep cam is one of the recurring features on the series. Its the by-product of their busy fast paced life, sleeping on the job, and in this case…getting caught. I just made this song my new ringer. Updated pretty much everyday, its worthy of a subscription.

TUBESTEAK DENIES GETTING RI-RI’ED

“In this section, North Carolina battle MC, Metaphor the Great two-pieces Tubesteak a/k/a The Filet Mignon Kid.

“I don’t write rhymes. I punch niggas in the face!”

Metaphor calls him pepper-steak. Tube still likes candy. Yoplait is what’s hot in the streets.

TUBESTEAK GETS ‘A -1 SAUCED’ BY CHRIS BROWN

“OMFG!!!! The King of All Hate Gets Two Pieced! Hateraldo Rivera Takes One on the Chin! The Hateinator Gets His! Tubesteak gets Styled on by Metaphor tha Great! TO BE CONTINUED!!! TO BE CONTINUED!!!”

LMAO!!! Took dude long enough, the non-rhymed outright threats were just so inviting.

VIDEO : "HONEY, AIDEN IS NOT YOUR SON"

“Funny radio station prank gone wrong all they wanted was kanye tickets.”

Speaking of Kanye…

Send your ex an Anti-Valentine’s Day E-Card with songs and lyrics from 808’s and Heartbreak. With hits like ‘Love Lockdown’, ‘See you in my Nightmares’, ‘Heartless’, and ‘Chick you gave me Gonorrhea Remix’ are sure to brighten up her Saturday. What’s left of it anyway…

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Heavy Hitters Suckers!

VIDEO: The Bartender Says…

“Stop me if you have heard this one before. Two guys walk into a bar”

EL -OH-EL!!!

I think I laughed extra hard and maliciously ’cause I hate sex in the city that much. muhahaha

TIME KILLER : FUCK MY LIFE!

“Today, after a late night at the bars, I stepped into my building’s elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking I said, “Oooh, are you still delivering?” His response, “I live here.” FML”

I spent a good 15 mins the other day reading these ‘FML’s and giggling like I used to when I was younger and fart humor was the pinnacle of life as I knew it then. Definitely Homepage material right here!

RODNEY STANGER STRIKES AGAIN

Watch out, he bites and will wake you up at 2AM running around on that dammed wheel.

"CAN A BROTHER JUST GET SOME MILLION DOLLAR DRAWLS"

Sound familiar? And they say Chi-City! This dude needs his own show, in POV style FTW!

In other news Comcast FTL! (NSFW)

THE CHA CHA SLIDE IS CONTAGIOUS

Homey with the flattop is foooooocused! A duet soon turns into a quartet of dancing marines, all thanks to the cha-cha slide. whoooraaah!

JACK ASS LOOSIES DISPENSER

“A product demonstration with a dramatic twist! Available at www.mcphee.com. It comes out of where and goes there? “

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS -SUGAR LUMPS

This show has its days, thats the problem with pure creative energy somedays its genius some days its downright idiotic. Reason why I refrain from posting my every whim. These guys follow that mentality, but this is cool I digs it. Ayyooooo!

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CHEWBACCA NIGHTSTAND REEEEMIX

I never seen any of the Star Wars anthology but I know what a ‘Chewbacca’ is. or should I say who? Man I lost, gotta catch up and watch these before 2009 ends.

PREVIEW: SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS / CAREERBUILDER.COM

Lol, how ’bout I just need a ‘JOB’ and on top of that I’m super picky and over qualified (lol) for the jobs I get calls from. Going to walk my freshly redone résumé over to CareerBuilder.com!

BATMAN GETS HIS SHIT ROCKED

Wow I feel ancient, I still play madden on PS2! I had a PS3, but madden was way too tough on there. I need to upgrade asap!

W.O.W.

Can you say…Garrido? (insider)

In a forward or reverse order what’s the difference. Stay away, dudes.

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THEY DO WHAT?!! LMAO

Brings on a whole new meaning to “YES WE CAN!”

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JAPANESE BINOCULAR SOCCER : GOOD TIMES

“What happens when you put a soccer ball, Japanese players and binoculars on the players eyes? One hilarious funny video.”

I’d say. I always enjoyed using binoculars backwards when I was younger. The walls at Grandma’s house…not so much.

The Manny of DuPage County – Post #4

You have no idea what this is about, but when you finally do you will lose it.

JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES : THE FUGGLY

Remember this? Well 22 Mins has a go at “The Snuggie.” Not bad but not great either.

GIVE THE DRUMMER SOMETHIN’! NO REALLY

Lol. Dude goes IN!

“So, in all honesty, i have no idea who these random Korean musicians are or what their names are lol. but the facial expressions of this drummer are priceless…not to mention that left hand drum stick twirl that he does throughout…and i’m pretty sure it’s from the early 90’s hahaha”

MJ WATCH OUT! BIG JONES BIG ASS RENTAL IS BACK!

Lol, Big Jones waddling to have a seat on the concrete steps at the end made me finally lose it.

Reminded me of those afternoons after getting Mister Softee and my chubby cousin walking back to the stoop to enjoy our ice cream. As he struggled to plop down, a whole pile of soft serve ice cream was sent sloshing out of the other side of his “banana boat.” Tears quickly followed. His from loosing a scoop, mine from laughter as I told him to look on the bright side. “You’ve got two more scoops dude!”

YO… WHAT’S GOOD WITH YA MAN?

“You don’t even want to look at a shot like that”

Lol at the current A.I. Preview for this video.

2009? OH YEAH ITS ON AND POPPING!

Party time on deck, these dudes don’t play! The disco ballers bring the dance floor to the streets.

CHRIS BROWN GETS IT POPPIN’ NH!

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. You ever heard that shit before? I guess she really loved that thong, because it came RIGHT back. Lol

RICHARD PRYOR THAT NI*** IS CRAZY!

This is the audio from the first break of Speedy’s Comedy Corner on January 7,2009. Richard Pryor the original king of comedy breaks down winos, dracula, and aliens. Check out this set in full, almost 9 mins of hilarity.

The Straps. The Straps are still on the boat.

Bill Dance, one of the world’s most famous fishermen, always planned to be a doctor like his father, grandfather and three other generations of Dances. After seeing this, I could only imagine him leaving unlimited amounts of surgical instruments in his patients if he continued the family practice.

WATER JET PACK : READY…SET…

There he goes! It took off like an atomic wedgie. The kind when, you know something is happening, but it doesn’t really hit you till you hear your underwear separating from the elastic and the sky is swirling around you.

JUST JAMES!!

Yup, thats Just Blaze rocking out with a Rick James Like wig as he strums away on his guitar, during a production session. These are some of the gems that Just Blaze gives to his fans on very rare live in-studio streams on Mogulus. This was display documented last night January 7, 2009 at 1:05 AM and is the second night in a row that Just gives insight to the life as one of Hip-Hop’s upper echelon producers.

Visit http://themegatrondon2.com/ for more Just Blaze hilarity

EXISTENTIAL MONKEY TALK

“Only a monkey would question the theory of evolution.”

HEINEKEN WALK-IN FRIDGE…YES!

No words necessary, but this is a must have if there ever was one.

TWACKED! : TWITTER ACCOUNTS HACKED

“This has nothing to do with the phishing attacks that started on Twitter a couple of days ago. But a few minutes ago the official Fox News Twitter account posted “Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay” (referring to the host of the popular Fox show O’Reilly Factor), right after a legitimate message about making turkey lettuce wraps.”

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That one actually made me laugh. Even though some may be hard to differentiate between legit and fugazi. I Just love people that tweet like this. Okay that was really a washing machine, but you get what I mean. Twitter has made me realize people are just as weird, if not weirder than me. This is yet another chapter of possible ways you can get e-checked by the pioneers of the net. They don’t want us here.

THE TIDDY BEAR

From the Creators of the Pedo bear, Tiddy bear will knowingly molest your passengers as you drive. If you thought the Ass Man had the ill “cop-a-feel” scheme this little bear reaps the benefits of that scheme, during your entire drive.

BLACK JESUS : THE CURE

“Black Jesus is back on the couch in ‘09 and spitting game to anyone willing to heed his message.”

What gets me is that his Apostles have heard it all, yet they keep him around just incase shit pops off.

"HE’S STUPID. THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT."

‘You want the truth?’ ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow jay. He then explained that she had given him a ‘blow jay’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

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Lebron, may have a point there. Isn’t playa-rule 4,080 never give up your supplier? Especially the “best one I ever had in my life” supplier. Damn Chuck. I don’t know how Kenny and Ernie keep a straight face around you. lol

ANDY & THE GIANT GRAPEFRUIT

The tears are streaming down my face. Lol haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thanks Andy!

WHITE DUDES KNOW HOW TO PARTY

Jim Carey shows you what to expect once the countdown begins.

APOCALYPTO RECUT

What Mel Gibson really had in mind, but the studio wouldn’t green-light.

GASP’N FOR AIR IN ASPEN

Nick Cannon brings back to life Alvin Johnson from Love Don’t Cost a thing.

DUDE YOU GET THE BEST BARRELS EVER, MAN!!

“Just ride the barrels and get pitted…pitted, just like that!”

THE JIG IS UP,THEY KNOW.

“I think thats to hit the Reindeer…whooopasshh!”

DEAR JOHN WITHERSPOON: HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER?

Soupcans. Soupcans? Wtf. Thank god for random hoodrats on myspace!

THE ANALOG TO DIGITAL CONVERSION CAN BE SCARY

Help G’MA out with getting her TV right for 2009. If not expect random calls during the week because she can’t see her soaps/novelas anymore.

NI HAO, PLAYAS!

I’m about to join these two, they making that yen! I know the bums in manhattan make a killing, running into about 5-6000 people a day with each giving you 1 – 2 dollars your making more than people actually legally employed.

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SPEAKING OF NORE…

I never thought having a condo on Miami Beach could be bad for your health but dude is really showing the Black side of his 50/50. Poor Wendy (nitrolicious) works so hard that her paleness is just enhancing Nore’s darkness.

Rotisserie gold! lol

Heres a vid of him at the Pepsi Holiday Party the other night

HOOCHIES: HOW CAN I TELL IF MY GIRL IS ONE?

International Movie Star John Witherspoon lends you a few wise words concerning the fairer sex.

YO…HABIBI! ::SERIOUS STARE:: CHILL.

See this is way I don’t F! with barbers. If they not on the phone while edging you up, or eating their lunch will taping you up, they are doing wild shit like this dude right here…I learned really fast that doing it at home on your own is ALOT safer, even if you cut your own ear off it was in your hands only not his.

THE MACTINI IS ON EVERYONE’S WISH LIST

Lol at dude being cockeye’d after using it. rat tat tat tat!

N64 FOR XMAS : REMOTE CONTROL CAR?

Mom: “Evan Now You Can open your OTHER gift”
Evan: “A NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR REMOTE CONTROL…car….???”

Little sister is gassed, like she’s gonna get a chance to play. Lol

Wii FOR XMAS : FUTURE STRIPPER

Little Dude went NUTS!! Lets hope all that energy doesn’t end up costing you a new flat screen LCD TV.

XBOX FOR XMAS : SURPRISE SURPRISE YOU JUST GOT…

Got… Poor Kid.

“Look at the camera and cry”- Mom

GIF’S IN THE NEWS

Late but who cares… I don’t.

Plax-attack: Look at Tiki Cheesin’ lol

Naruto-Bush: “I Caught One!”

GORDON RAMSEY DON’T PLAY THAT MOM

Even as a Kid Gordon never took no shit when it came to food. This dude knows what he wants, if you stray there will be hell to pay.

ROOMATES: FRONTING LIKE ITS YOURS 101

” I’m still with Jay-Z. Me and Jay was just out in Vegas balling out, spending stacks. You can ask Jay.”

Thanks for the tips Tru, I’ll make a note of it next time I share a hotel room (NH) with a quasi-billionaire.

GORDON RAMSEY HELPS G’MA OUT WITH CHRISTMAS DINNER

“WTF WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING DICED CARROTS IN THE MASHED POTATOES”

22 Mins just scored a new subscriber on youtube.

ALCOHOL: IT DOES A BODY IN

It’s a shame there’s no dvd set for this show. House of Buggin’ was too raw for Fox, but I enjoyed it.

FIRE MARSHALL BILL WISHES YOU A SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON

In his own way. I used to think the Christmas edition of In living color was corny. Maybe because I was too young, while this show was on the air to get all the jokes, Its a bit funnier now, you be the judge. Jim Carey Has got a new movie out with the very cute, talented, and leggy Zooey Deschanel, called Yes Man.

TOO BAD NY TOW TRUCKS MOVE LIKE NINJAS

Or I would definitely pull something like this. If my car was AWD. If my car was a truck. If my truck was a tank.

THE DOUCHEBAGGING CONTINUES… MOTORCYCLE MEATHEAD EDITION

Lol, dude is classic material. The hair comment actually worked, the extra nonsense after that was what did him in. sheck it!

PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE APPROVES OF "THE SNUGGIE’

“Aye, Dude whatcha readin’ there? The bible? loooool”

Even the Franciscan monks are raving about this revolutionary blanket, with sleeves!! The Snuggie makes standing up and sitting down a theatrical event of wizardry proportions.

VIDEO: JIZZED MY PANTS

The historic scene in American Pie is now a song and the music video is dope!

WHO SAYS READING RAINBOW HAS TO END?

Levar Burton:

“While co-starring in “Star Trek: The Next Generation” (1987), was also continuing his role as host of “Reading Rainbow” (1983).

His character Geordi La Forge on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” (1987) was named after George La Forge, a Star Trek fan who died from muscular dystrophy.

Is a strong supporter of literacy in children.

On “Star Trek: The Next Generation” (1987), his character’s parents were played by two of his “Roots” (1977) co-stars: Ben Vereen played his father on “Star Trek TNG” and his grandson in “Roots” (1977) and Madge Sinclair played his character’s wife in “Roots” (1977) and his mother on “Star Trek TNG”.”

I like quesadillas, but what’s a ‘Motherfucker’ Levar?

DORA THE EXPLORER IS A CONDESCENDING LITTLE BITCH

Thank god for Alec Baldwin to put her in her place. The Baldwins don’t play that shit. Dora, unfazed, goes along with her day.

CH-CH-CH-CHEETOS PET

Now, those kids with bright orange fingers I remember from my school bus days have a more prestigious excuse as to why they are STILL orange, as adults. Get your choice of puffed or crunchy pet at your local Woolworth’s.

I PLAY THE FLUTE WHEN I DRIVE

With both hands, and I don’t practice the “knee” and I still got a B! Now you try.

SNL COMMERCIALS : SPROINGO & ANNUALE

They kind of work hand in hand.
SPROINGO: You’ll Hear when its working…

I think this would be a funny drop to play when djing at a strip club. I always got the giggles messing around with a ruler on the edge of a desk in Mrs. Rucolette’s second grade class. Wow that sounds wild suspect but you get what I mean.

ANNUALE : The once a Year period

Some chicks might explode if they only got it once a year, I know some serious psychopaths when its their time of the month.

JAZ-O BLOWS OUT JAY-Z’S BDAY CANDLES

“39 isn’t so bad.” Unless your living at home with your 12+ kids like Jaz-O. Royalty checks are slower than a bike with no tires.

“Fuck Jay-Z, Punk-Ass, Bitch-Ass, Nigga…………..(JOLLY) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (JOLLY)”

Words from the always cordial Jaz-O.

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VIDEO: REMI GAILLARD RETURNS: MARIO KART REMI

Down to the banana peel, the most creative video yet!

MICHAEL JACKSON – BEAT IT WHILE ON THE BEAT

If you are not familiar with my blog, I love me some dance videos. I’ve fallen victim to this same thing while working at IGA when I was younger. Good thing, I was only caught by my boss and not a video camera with video that would then make it on to you-tube. Still Cold in the D’?

IN FLIGHT: AN AIRLINE FUNNY

Lol @ the pilot cueing up some turbulence just in time for the crash scene on the in-flight movie.

JONES BIG ASS TRUCK RENTAL AND STORAGE

Remodeling is a bitch, having all your stuff scattered around in different rooms, dust everywhere. So I thank the Lord for saviors like this, Jone’s Hooked me up, and now He can help you! Call him up (708) 752 – 3933!

KIDS THESE DAYS: SCARED OF MUPPETS BUT BAGGING CHICKS AT THE BAR

“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three. Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”

Read More about Alec Greven and the Cafeteria Dating Scene, here.

No wonder he’s not doing his homework from being up all night at the bar, and having nightmares of puppets, during naptime at recess. Life is pretty tough for a 9-year-old.

The head slapping of his boy and the self inflicted head bunts with the stool make me wonder what exactly that female puppet was doing. Hmm…

40DUDE@GMAIL.COM

With the internet being so huge and convenient, I am not surprised by this one bit. But I’d encourage you not to donate to homie because I could easily go out there and have a dude pose with my cardboard and email and you’d be paying me thinking its for him. Either way its a great ‘hustle’. For those of you under a rock, find out about what PayPal is here.

BEENIE MAN- KEYS TO THE BIMMER YOUR JAIL CELL

Looks like he upgraded to a Benz too. His payment plan has got to be ‘drugs’ too! lol

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE EVIL DO-ERS

Peeped here: Reminds me of my 85 Oldsmobile Firenza. (and yes I did post that up in 2005 to win a car.) I used to go through plenty of those “break-ins” they were more like ’sit-ins’ because after the first few times they just sat in the car for ‘warmth’ because there was nothing more to take. I donated it to charity, because the bums didn’t want to sit in it anymore.

BYAHHHH!!

Steve Ballmer just loves him some Gloria Estefan! “Who said sit down?!” lol

CLAAAASIC: NIKEY TURKEY

Pump it up no homo!

JIMMY KIMMEL GETS A FREE HAIRCUT

Pulls the oki-doke after zoning them out talking about Obama. Peep game!

VOCODER CAN’T BE ALL THAT BAD…

“Look Ma, Andy Likes It!”

He’s got a point. War? F’that lets get high!

EVERYTHING HERE IS FANTASTIC!

Peter Griffin On Ecstasy

HOW TO GET KNOCKED OUT COLD BY A HOSE

MAN-BOOB CURE

If you think that picture is disturbing, you should take a peek at this one. Shutters… If you have ‘Man-Boobs’ and have tried every method to get rid of them (except benching or getting a reduction) look no further than the Bra for men! Found here you can regain that much needed confidence as you run from the kitchen to the couch so you don’t miss your soaps, without your male-chesticles smacking you in the face.

Oggidy Boogiddy!

COUNTDOWN TILL THIS SHOWS UP ON KANYE’S BLOG

If you are familiar with Kanye’s Blog you will definitely see some shit like this pop up over there, eventually. I thought it would be fun to post up items I come across and have a little guessing game, for what the Paparazzi Favorite considers blog-worthy. For these particular items, I’m guessing it will go up on his blog within the next week. When do you think any of these will show up over there?

You can read more about Surreal Minimalism by David Pompa Here!

Learn more about Scarab by David Miguel Moreira Goncalves Here!
POSTED ON KANYES BLOG ON 12/3/08

Purchase the ‘1X1 Salt & Pepper Shaker’ Here!

Don’t Forget Kanye’s Album “808 & Heartbreak” In stores 11/24.

THE 40TH PRESIDENT…

None before him, none to come.

CANADA’S FINEST

“I’m Just like you. Just ten-times better.”

:::Right-Eye moving Clockwise, Left-Eye moving Counter:::

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? LOL"

Whoever they are, they are REALLY happy that you made it back. This is the equivalent of the “There you are!” to a random stranger, but better!

"I’M OUT THIS BITCH!" SHOCKERIZED!

Commander and Chief showing you what he enjoys to do when he’s not saving the world or monitoring oil industry wire transfers. Two in the pink, one in the stink!

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BURRITO FART MANDLE : THE CANDLE FOR MEN

Now your candle won’t flicker, when you let one off.

"GOT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MODEL FOR MY CAR (PICS)"

Found a link to this post on NT, where a bunch of dudes make fun of one posters girlfriend for 25 pages and counting. Straight comedy ensues as the users post photoshopped pics as well as the web’s most infamously funny animated pics, ‘Ellie-fied” (Ellie is her name.) Another reason why it must suck to be a Cubs fan.

THAT BITCH IN THE KITCHEN

Mr. Potty-mouth tells it like it is. I guess he’s going to bed with no dinner tonight.

STEVEN SEAGAL RUNS LIKE A GIRL, BUT HE WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS!

Love this dude! Don’t be fooled the movies can only show so much and after seeing a video from my boy Hules of Ol Stevie with a 12 can suitcase of whoop-ass without breaking a sweat, I gained a lot more respect for him, regardless of the floppy hands running style. I think THIS is it.

HOW TO GET OUT OF CLASS : JONAH STYLE

Summer Heights High Character Jonah Takalua is very creative when he doesn’t want to do something, in this case get out of class. Watch the genius in action. Summer Heights High kicks off the first time in the states, this Sunday November 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM on HBO or visit youtube and watch montage clipped episodes from 2007 for more shits and gigs “Muthafocka!”

THE 44TH PRESIDENT…

An impressive campaign that, played smart, and paid off. McCain showed exceptional class, with his eyes welled up as the boo’s echoed during his speech as his campaign conceded and congratulated Obama, with admiration for the new President Elect.

Hopefully we can all learn to adopt this “campaign for change,” and not let the “campaign for blame” run away with our American Dreams.

Grady Wilson’s Put the Fire Back

Grady Wilson shows you how to put in work! I favor the ‘Gotcha’ over the “Jack of All trades.”

ARE YOU READY?

I got my alarm ready for 6AM when the polls open. I hope I’m the first before the herd arrives. Remember its not up to me, its up to you.

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AWWW, THAT IS A CUTE CARDIGAN THOUGH…

Poor guy, His downfall was the people he chose for his corner. Up until this point he was golden. By the way, I would never trust the advice of grandma, or any chubby person with a fake tan regarding taking 416,000.00 Dollars. I mean a fake tan and your huge…Never seen that before.

Louis CK "EVERYTHINGS AMAZING, NOBODY IS HAPPY"

He’s 100% on point with this skit, gets really good after 1:30 mark. Enjoy one of the masters.

By the way, I just beasted and posted tons of HQ pics of your favorite big and small screen actresses in Halloween Costumes, on my OTHER blog. Check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

CIPHA & ROSENBERG MORNING SHOW (10/30/08)

Two weeks ago Craig was on Speedy’s Comedy Corner, this week he made an appearance on Cipha & Rosenbergs Morning Show on HOT97. I haven’t downloaded this yet, but judging by his guest performance on Speedy’s show, I’m sure it will be a very entertaining listen, especially with Tracy Morgan on the show aswell. Click on the link below, to stream or download.

Morning Show (10/30/08)
feat. Craig Robinson (Darryl fom The Office) and Tracy Morgan ZSHARE

RECESS IS NOW SEXY TIME

“THE SUN
By HARRY HAYDON
Published: 30 Oct 2008
FURIOUS parents have called for a saucy teacher to be sacked after she put on a saucy strip show for her 15-year-old pupils.
The German minx was supposed to be supervising a start of term party.
She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.

And she only stopped her X-rated High School musical when another teacher forced her to cover up.”

Full Article and Video Here

Knee-highs never looked so hot! Extra Credit for sure!

LOST BLAZE

Just Blaze gets into the Halloween Spirit and decides to dress up as a Lost Boy to DJ Here.

“LIMITED TIME OFFER! make a request while I’m spinning and your chest can schedule an appointment with my friend in the 2nd picture. Deal?”

FULL LENGTH COMEDY SPECIALS: CLASSIC/SOON TO BE

Soon To Be: Russell “Everyone Hates Mondays” Peters and his Showtime Special “Red, White, and Brown” 2008

Classic: Eddie “Party All The Time” Murphy and his comedy special “Raw” 1987

If I could find a full length version of Kill The Messenger…it would be here too!

ITS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

For those that have been in the dark, go google some of both campaigns before making your decisions, you still have time to make an educated conscience effort to select the best candidates on the local and national level. You do not want to get caught out there sounding like this…

Depending on where you live, you may encounter or dish out some of this commentary below, mentally or verbally depending on how ‘bold’ you are. Its the sad reality we live in, but don’t let it deter you from getting out to vote.

I was looking for the full video or MP3 of this Dave Chappelle set from HBO’s Half-Hour Comedy Show from 1998. Seen it the other day and this was all I could find. Plenty of quotables in the full set, Dave is the man!

MY BUDDY… BE SCARED LITTLE DUDES

Oh yeah, he’s strapped up and ready for war. Thats what she said! I think I still got this dude in my attic, If I could find red overalls and that striped shirt this is what I would be for Halloween.

CLASSIC: UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE’S LITTLE DONNY

Little Donny always seems to have something to be happy about! This show gave me hours of laughter when I was in high school, I am definitely adding this dvd set to my wish list.

YOUTUBE: ASTRONAUT (REMI GAILLARD)

And another one! Dude is Hilarious, add him to the “I need my own show” list.

"If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him."

You’re sober now, but you’ve had a history with alcohol. What’s the craziest thing that happened to you when you were drinking heavily?
Tracy Morgan: When I was wilding? I got kicked out of Prince’s house. The last time he won a Grammy, we went to the pre-Grammy party. Free booze all night. Prince had his band in the living room. Everybody left the house except for me and my boy. It was 6 o’clock, 7 o’clock in the morning, the sun was coming up, and we were still drinking. And Prince and his wife were at the door in their pajamas and said, “Come on, Tracy, you’ve got to go.” And I was gay for about five seconds because he’s a pretty motherfucker. If Prince was a woman, I would go down on him. All the way down. Swell his vagina lips up.

You’re playing a character named “Busta Nut” in Deep in the Valley next year. How would you feel if that nickname stuck?
Tracy Morgan: I don’t want anything to stick on me. A character’s a character for that moment. You didn’t call Richard Pryor “Mudbone.” You called him Richard Pryor. That’s respect. You’re not going to put “Busta Nut” on my star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood. You’re going to put “Tracy Morgan” on. That’s what my mother and father named me. When I’m in the street and people go, “Yo!” or “Hey!” I don’t respond to that. If you know me you’re going to say, “Yo Tray! Tracy Morgan! Tray Bag!” That’s when I respond. “Tray Morg!” That’s how my peoples call me. “Caligula!” “Big-Dick Tracy!”

Caligula?
Tracy Morgan: He was Caesar of Rome. Stuck a fucking ring in somebody’s ass! He would have orgies all day. Caligula!

Love this dude, you can read the rest of the interview here: Complex Magazine Feature

WHUTCHAGUNNADO 08 GET OUT AND VOTE

“Grandma got it tatt’d on her backside! Thats Right!”

Make your own here: 2008 ELECTION COVERAGE

Thanks Mike for the link. PS let it load before you start riffing

THE WHITE VERSION OF PAUSE AKA NO HOMO

enh, it works i guess.

MY FIRST POLITICAL POST…AND THE LAST

I’ll just update this post if i do find anything interesting, informative, or funny.

Foxxhole Radio: Presidential Debate 1
Foxxhole Radio Vice Presidential Debate Special
Foxxhole Radio: Presidential Debate 2
Foxxhole Link Source

PALIN/COURIC/SNL
PALIN/HILARY/SNL
Diddy Blog #24: Sarah Palin Scares Me.

Threadpit.com “Drill Me Baby” Palin/Mccain Propaganda Tee
Passage of the $700 billion financial rescue package
DJ Z-TRIP – OBAMA MIX DOWNLOAD (2008)

Jay-Z Supports Obama with Free Shows
Obama Talks Hip-Hop

Kung-Fu Election
Diddy Blog 27: McCain scares me more than Palin
NEWS FLASH: McCain Be Old; Makes offerings to Zeus

Weird Al – Whatever You Like (Recession Mix)

IT’S GOT HEALHTY JUNK… SO WHAT!

I want that grape stuff! Sunny D has never been the same since this aired.

FUNNY SITE: THE FRECKLED FINGER

“THe FReCKLeD FINGeR is a cartoon series that likes to get into dark humor… and when we say dark, we mean like Whoopi dark. It is all in good fun, so enjoy. We don’t have any money, so if these cartoons offend anyone in any way, don’t sue us – it would be pointless. The cartoons are updated 3 times a week (Mon, Weds and Fri).”

’nuff said. I took a look at the archives and found plenty of dark “I shouldn’t laugh at that but thats pretty damn funny” type comics.

Check it here: http://www.thefreckledfinger.com

KILL THE MESSENGER IS PURE GENIUS

“Rachael Ray and her plump ass. I’ll fuck her right in her arm fat! All I need is a crease! – Chris Rock

Pretty much any time I hear something resembling a quote mentioned on his HBO special it triggers uncontrollable fits of laughter. HBO has been replaying it heavy, so if you haven’t seen it yet…yes, you are wack! Can’t wait for it to hit DVD.

JAMMIN’ ON THE ONE

One of my Favorite Comedians, Tracy Morgan.

VIDEO: SILENCE OF THE LAMBS II

I was up this morning coughing and sneezing watching the OG Silence of the Lambs and it reminded me of this sketch. I definitely saw this, before ever seeing the movie. Which now makes its that much funnier! Jim Carey’s ‘flame-on’ parody of Dr. Frederick Chilton its pretty much dead on.

NO ONE ON THE CORNER GOT SWAGGER LIKE PUFF

How it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine?

Or step in it…more diddy awesomeness here. I always thought those new wranglers were ’swaggeriffic’

"LOOK AT MY HEAD ITS LOP-SIDED BITCH!"

“I scratch my mind and think about life, shit is rough!”
Word, Gumby Word.

LOL: FREE GIFT OFFER EXPIRES 12/24/85

Ultimate Swag Spotted at Banned In Hollywood

LEHMAN BROS SEEM UN-PHASED BY THIS WEEKS EVENTS

@ 0:43 Hilarity ensues…

Members of the Howard Stern Cast Sal The Stock Broker and Richard strike again. I’m glad to see their homophobic tendencies hit the big time in high definition on CNN. I hope Howard at least bought you lunch for this one.

VIDEO: CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS

In celebration of Jamie Foxx actually showing up for his satellite radio show, i thought it would be nice to post some of his older gems from his amazing resumé. Not only does he make us laugh, but if you knock him out you get a free dinner!

SATURDAY GIGGLES: TRAIN HORNS LMAO

There something just so comical about scaring the crap out of someone…repeatedly, even when they see it coming. More goodness HERE and HERE. you’ll see two kids book, on dude jumps over a wall, and oh wow so many “home alone reactions”…classic! Spotted on Niketalk.

WHO WANNA BE SANTA CLAUS? BRING IT!

ooooohhhwwweee this is crazy! Mr. Ely goes up against Mr. Mitchell on this edition of Iron Mic. The Champ gets to rock a Santa Cap because with rhymes this fresh your hollow chains will jingle and there is no limit to the midget buns you will pull. So when the bell rings make it snow on them hoes.

TUESDAY GIGGLES

Now all these skinny jeans below the waist-g-shock wearing, cuts in the back of their head, shutter shade, hipster doofusses can stop pretending and become him. I almost forgot this was about vodka…or was it lol

HEY KOBE…

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You know the rest… Spotted here this is kinda funny and scary at the same time. Exactly how I felt when i heard Shaq’s “freestyle.” Talk about ATM fees, ouch!

IF YOU’VE EVER WONDERED…

What keeps a handsome man like myself (nh/ladies feel free) Jailbait free… Well, say hello to my little friend. First time i encountered this fuzzy creature, was on Niketalk. If you are familiar with any message board you know that when there is ‘post your picture’ thread you see lots of rather attractive hotties but they definitely look too young, and in most cases are. Confused you would wonder damn, is she? Well fear no more this individual would partially show his face, or peek in a post that would be considered risky, and would hop around, dance, and sing in a post that is blatantly crossing the line of getting a visit from Chris Hansen. Well this individual (after asking a few members) is known and loved as Pedobear, if he’s made you laugh, he’s most likely preserved your freedom. take a look at the video below as Pedobear takes you on a journey thru pedo-town. (BTW, like my previous posts please understand this is only a joke, pedophilia is a very serious issue, Chris Hansen don’t play that yo’)

انشءها في الشوارع

That’s Arabic for “I Run The Streets!”, This little dude is calling the shots, as he tosses dirt clots (in your direction), watch out now! I mean he could run back and fourth across the street in the path of the tanks like anyone’s business. But instead, he chooses to pop it, lock it, and drop bows on fools instead. Play on Playa!

NH BUT STOP PLAYING WITH ME!

Fleece? I need IN on that guest list…+1! At first I thought the tongue was a bit much like a bad prom date, but i think im over that with all the dope colorways KanYe (had to be precise in the capitalization, don’t want to upset the gods) has been wearing pretty much everywhere. I think the most amazing part of this type of promo for the ‘Yeezy’s’ has been the fact that they have been so well documented with pretty much no restriction on imagery from photo opps. I mean as an ex-Nike tester, the small print read something like “don’t show these off in pictures, online , nor attend events where pictures will be taken or you will lose your Nike Tester privileges.” In the past, I’ve even been asked to remove some shoe images from my ebay auctions because they were way to exclusive for the viewing public’s eyeballs. This guy is pretty much papa-razzing the F out of them, which I don’t mind at all. Who is running that V.I.P. list on these anyway Don C, John Monop’? Let me in!!

While we are on pause status i’ll say this:

is wow status. Cons and Khaled, little to close for comfort lol

MY FAVORITE BLOGS PART ONE

Both blogs appeal to me because they are 180º from the people I associate with Although every time I visit it reminds me that we are not all that different. I guess in school we are all used to getting in clicks wether it be sports, genre of music, cheerleaders, chess club but if you spoke to people in any of these clicks you feel like you can fit right in with their crowd, but for any reason it was easier to stick to your own just to be safe lol. These blogs will make you feel the same way.

Anewyorkthing.Com/ The GLOB: A-Ron the Downtown Don “I Never been North of Delancey Street” was quoted something close to that on his blog as he takes you through a journey of parts of New York the average tourist will never see, much less many native New Yorks would rarely travel. The infamous “Back Door” flicked off pictures of its ‘Downtown Celebrities’, breaking groups like the Virgins with their Myspace hit “Rich Girl”. I remember days at the office were I’d spend full lunch breaks perusing his links, vids and party pics, and i would ALWAYS be entertained while chomping down on my turkey-prosciutto-pesto pannini from Bite™. A-Rons a busy man as he holds down Anything, his streetwear brand, and other ventures his blog has suffered a bit lately on posts, so i hope he gets back on the blog wagon to entertain its readers once again.

Thearabparrot.com/http://rezanader.blogspot.com/: Is a blog I recently have become familiar with. The Author Reza Naderi aka Kenny Bloggins sorta follows the same blueprint as A-Ron’s… California version with a very original twist. The Arab parrot attends all these über exclusive events, and gets random texts from Wu-tang Clan members to hang out. He balances out his g with grimy rocker slut parties in parts of L.A. I have never seen. Where the blog shines is with the amount of pictures he takes he forms a story that you would not believe if He did not have pics and video to prove it. Like out of thin air he’ll build up his day to what many teenagers hope to live out in a school year. He’ll take a picture of a naked chick and berate her boyfriend in the next picture, its comedically awesome! Updated frequently this blog will keep you entertained all week!

[PAUSE] THE GIZZIM MOBILE DROPS in ‘09 [/PAUSE]

Sounding like an oversized mustache timmer wizzing past your ear (bzzzzzzzzuuuuuoooooooohhhhh!), clocking a max speed of 95 (yea i’d like to see that), and boasts a 300 mpg rating for only 30k. I’m sold but i want my version to be the shape of an impressive aerodynmic breast instead of male reproductive fluid. thanks Aptera! tuuuu roooo tu rooo rooo roo reehh!

50 CENT GETS CAR JACKED…(well not really lol)

On friday evening I get a BBM message from DJ Kast One 1/3 of 3 The Hard Way. The message headlined “Yaaaaao, I just drove a laaaammmbbooo, And got it on tape, youtube eaaaarrly!” My reply was pretty much what your reply is going to be when you see the Video. The Lambo was not just any Lambo… it was , the Lambo that made its New York Debut on September 8, 2006 on TMZ.com, 50 Cent’s Chrome Painted Lambo. Naturally you would ask how the fuck did that happen lol. Heres a great summary by our source “I told nels…Yo lemme see the keys I just wanna start it up. then how u drive it i’m just gonna back up and move forward… then PEACE OUT NI********AA!!” lol Comedy. Poor Ben got pulled into the passenger as Kast ripped thru the streets of NY, all the while Money Nels is rubbing his head like, what did i just do!!! LOL!

ROSCOE REACTION

Naturally after receiving his 5th foul, (which he felt was incorrect) classic Rasheed comes thru in the clutch! This is right up there with last years blow up after the game in the tunnel, where he tosses a sweat drenched towel off the wall which ended up bouncing off the wall and SMACKING an assistant coach right in the face! (i already checked youtube for it no luck). Good luck to the PIS, hope you guys hang in for another game…

Edit Damn, sucks for you guys. Two greatest franchises in the league meet up once again. oh well, here’s some more funny PIS related.

thanks to rome and his dvr

SATURDAY GIGGLES: NU UH JU LOSS

I love talk soup, because of their creative way to make boring shows seem like comedic genius in the making. You can’t write stuff like this, day in and day out but they seem to make it happen. Price is right used to be the senior citizen haven but now with Drew Carey hosting next time im drinking my prune juice at 11AM i’ll be sure to tune if this is how he treats uninformed contestants that follow Drew’s lead even when they have the slight inkling they may have lost. 998?

heres the link to the vid: Ding, Ding, Ding, you are not the winner!

DUPRE MAKES A CAMEO ON A JACKSON PRODUCTION

ThisIs50.com recently released another gritty mixtape video from “Return of the body snatchers” for the song “Bottom-Girl”. The video, along with movie scenes and images from “Mack” a pimp movie featuring Richard Pryor also features Ashley Alexandra Dupré, the recent “Ho” in the Spitzer fiasco. 50 continues his Internet Tom Foolery and is on the cutting edge like a white suburbanite.

YUNG BERG COMEDY!

LMAO little early to be taking shots don’t you think?