Recently making her hip hop video debut on Drake’s “Best I ever had” performing some amazing locker room stretch techniques. Rosa has been racking up some pretty serious Youtube traffic on her very erotic ‘Ballet Stretch‘ videos. Its no surprise that her genes are Quisqueyana.
Jay’s tribute to Michael Jackson during his show in Chicago. He says a few words on the whole MJ ordeal and then goes into Can I Live.
I’m VERY tight I haven’t seen any of Jay’s shows since the American Gangster tour, which had that infamous Jadakiss/Green Lantern girl scout moment on stage. I see the he’s upgraded his routine since then, new playlists and all, also the inclusion of this tribute.
If you hit the lotto tomorrow what dance would fully express your immense joy at improving your recession immunity? The Stanky Legg? The Miami Jook? The Nuh Linga? Mine will be the Dallas Boogie.
“In this section, North Carolina battle MC, Metaphor the Great two-pieces Tubesteak a/k/a The Filet Mignon Kid.
“I don’t write rhymes. I punch niggas in the face!”
Metaphor calls him pepper-steak. Tube still likes candy. Yoplait is what’s hot in the streets.
“Funny radio station prank gone wrong all they wanted was kanye tickets.”
Speaking of Kanye…
Send your ex an Anti-Valentine’s Day E-Card with songs and lyrics from 808’s and Heartbreak. With hits like ‘Love Lockdown’, ‘See you in my Nightmares’, ‘Heartless’, and ‘Chick you gave me Gonorrhea Remix’ are sure to brighten up her Saturday. What’s left of it anyway…
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Heavy Hitters Suckers!
“Stop me if you have heard this one before. Two guys walk into a bar”
I think I laughed extra hard and maliciously ’cause I hate sex in the city that much. muhahaha
Watch out, he bites and will wake you up at 2AM running around on that dammed wheel.
This show has its days, thats the problem with pure creative energy somedays its genius some days its downright idiotic. Reason why I refrain from posting my every whim. These guys follow that mentality, but this is cool I digs it. Ayyooooo!
I never seen any of the Star Wars anthology but I know what a ‘Chewbacca’ is. or should I say who? Man I lost, gotta catch up and watch these before 2009 ends.
Lol, how ’bout I just need a ‘JOB’ and on top of that I’m super picky and over qualified (lol) for the jobs I get calls from. Going to walk my freshly redone résumé over to CareerBuilder.com!
You have no idea what this is about, but when you finally do you will lose it.
Remember this? Well 22 Mins has a go at “The Snuggie.” Not bad but not great either.
Lol. Dude goes IN!
“So, in all honesty, i have no idea who these random Korean musicians are or what their names are lol. but the facial expressions of this drummer are priceless…not to mention that left hand drum stick twirl that he does throughout…and i’m pretty sure it’s from the early 90’s hahaha”
Lol, Big Jones waddling to have a seat on the concrete steps at the end made me finally lose it.
Reminded me of those afternoons after getting Mister Softee and my chubby cousin walking back to the stoop to enjoy our ice cream. As he struggled to plop down, a whole pile of soft serve ice cream was sent sloshing out of the other side of his “banana boat.” Tears quickly followed. His from loosing a scoop, mine from laughter as I told him to look on the bright side. “You’ve got two more scoops dude!”
“You don’t even want to look at a shot like that”
Lol at the current A.I. Preview for this video.
Party time on deck, these dudes don’t play! The disco ballers bring the dance floor to the streets.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. You ever heard that shit before? I guess she really loved that thong, because it came RIGHT back. Lol
This is the audio from the first break of Speedy’s Comedy Corner on January 7,2009. Richard Pryor the original king of comedy breaks down winos, dracula, and aliens. Check out this set in full, almost 9 mins of hilarity.
There he goes! It took off like an atomic wedgie. The kind when, you know something is happening, but it doesn’t really hit you till you hear your underwear separating from the elastic and the sky is swirling around you.
“Black Jesus is back on the couch in ‘09 and spitting game to anyone willing to heed his message.”
What gets me is that his Apostles have heard it all, yet they keep him around just incase shit pops off.
Jim Carey shows you what to expect once the countdown begins.
International Movie Star John Witherspoon lends you a few wise words concerning the fairer sex.
Lol at dude being cockeye’d after using it. rat tat tat tat!
Mom: “Evan Now You Can open your OTHER gift”
Evan: “A NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR REMOTE CONTROL…car….???”
Little sister is gassed, like she’s gonna get a chance to play. Lol
Little Dude went NUTS!! Lets hope all that energy doesn’t end up costing you a new flat screen LCD TV.
Got… Poor Kid.
“Look at the camera and cry”- Mom
It’s a shame there’s no dvd set for this show. House of Buggin’ was too raw for Fox, but I enjoyed it.
Or I would definitely pull something like this. If my car was AWD. If my car was a truck. If my truck was a tank.
Lol, dude is classic material. The hair comment actually worked, the extra nonsense after that was what did him in. sheck it!
“Aye, Dude whatcha readin’ there? The bible? loooool”
Even the Franciscan monks are raving about this revolutionary blanket, with sleeves!! The Snuggie makes standing up and sitting down a theatrical event of wizardry proportions.
The historic scene in American Pie is now a song and the music video is dope!
Thank god for Alec Baldwin to put her in her place. The Baldwins don’t play that shit. Dora, unfazed, goes along with her day.
Now, those kids with bright orange fingers I remember from my school bus days have a more prestigious excuse as to why they are STILL orange, as adults. Get your choice of puffed or crunchy pet at your local Woolworth’s.
Down to the banana peel, the most creative video yet!
If you are not familiar with my blog, I love me some dance videos. I’ve fallen victim to this same thing while working at IGA when I was younger. Good thing, I was only caught by my boss and not a video camera with video that would then make it on to you-tube. Still Cold in the D’?
Lol @ the pilot cueing up some turbulence just in time for the crash scene on the in-flight movie.
Remodeling is a bitch, having all your stuff scattered around in different rooms, dust everywhere. So I thank the Lord for saviors like this, Jone’s Hooked me up, and now He can help you! Call him up (708) 752 – 3933!
“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three. Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”
Read More about Alec Greven and the Cafeteria Dating Scene, here.
No wonder he’s not doing his homework from being up all night at the bar, and having nightmares of puppets, during naptime at recess. Life is pretty tough for a 9-year-old.
The head slapping of his boy and the self inflicted head bunts with the stool make me wonder what exactly that female puppet was doing. Hmm…
Steve Ballmer just loves him some Gloria Estefan! “Who said sit down?!” lol
Pulls the oki-doke after zoning them out talking about Obama. Peep game!
“Look Ma, Andy Likes It!”
He’s got a point. War? F’that lets get high!
Peter Griffin On Ecstasy
None before him, none to come.
“I’m Just like you. Just ten-times better.”
:::Right-Eye moving Clockwise, Left-Eye moving Counter:::
Whoever they are, they are REALLY happy that you made it back. This is the equivalent of the “There you are!” to a random stranger, but better!
Now your candle won’t flicker, when you let one off.
Mr. Potty-mouth tells it like it is. I guess he’s going to bed with no dinner tonight.
Love this dude! Don’t be fooled the movies can only show so much and after seeing a video from my boy Hules of Ol Stevie with a 12 can suitcase of whoop-ass without breaking a sweat, I gained a lot more respect for him, regardless of the floppy hands running style. I think THIS is it.
Summer Heights High Character Jonah Takalua is very creative when he doesn’t want to do something, in this case get out of class. Watch the genius in action. Summer Heights High kicks off the first time in the states, this Sunday November 9, 2008 at 10:30 PM on HBO or visit youtube and watch montage clipped episodes from 2007 for more shits and gigs “Muthafocka!”
Two weeks ago Craig was on Speedy’s Comedy Corner, this week he made an appearance on Cipha & Rosenbergs Morning Show on HOT97. I haven’t downloaded this yet, but judging by his guest performance on Speedy’s show, I’m sure it will be a very entertaining listen, especially with Tracy Morgan on the show aswell. Click on the link below, to stream or download.
Morning Show (10/30/08)
feat. Craig Robinson (Darryl fom The Office) and Tracy Morgan ZSHARE
Soon To Be: Russell “Everyone Hates Mondays” Peters and his Showtime Special “Red, White, and Brown” 2008
Classic: Eddie “Party All The Time” Murphy and his comedy special “Raw” 1987
If I could find a full length version of Kill The Messenger…it would be here too!
Oh yeah, he’s strapped up and ready for war. Thats what she said! I think I still got this dude in my attic, If I could find red overalls and that striped shirt this is what I would be for Halloween.
enh, it works i guess.
That’s Arabic for “I Run The Streets!”, This little dude is calling the shots, as he tosses dirt clots (in your direction), watch out now! I mean he could run back and fourth across the street in the path of the tanks like anyone’s business. But instead, he chooses to pop it, lock it, and drop bows on fools instead. Play on Playa!
Sounding like an oversized mustache timmer wizzing past your ear (bzzzzzzzzuuuuuoooooooohhhhh!), clocking a max speed of 95 (yea i’d like to see that), and boasts a 300 mpg rating for only 30k. I’m sold but i want my version to be the shape of an impressive aerodynmic breast instead of male reproductive fluid. thanks Aptera! tuuuu roooo tu rooo rooo roo reehh!
On friday evening I get a BBM message from DJ Kast One 1/3 of 3 The Hard Way. The message headlined “Yaaaaao, I just drove a laaaammmbbooo, And got it on tape, youtube eaaaarrly!” My reply was pretty much what your reply is going to be when you see the Video. The Lambo was not just any Lambo… it was , the Lambo that made its New York Debut on September 8, 2006 on TMZ.com, 50 Cent’s Chrome Painted Lambo. Naturally you would ask how the fuck did that happen lol. Heres a great summary by our source “I told nels…Yo lemme see the keys I just wanna start it up. then how u drive it i’m just gonna back up and move forward… then PEACE OUT NI********AA!!” lol Comedy. Poor Ben got pulled into the passenger as Kast ripped thru the streets of NY, all the while Money Nels is rubbing his head like, what did i just do!!! LOL!
Naturally after receiving his 5th foul, (which he felt was incorrect) classic Rasheed comes thru in the clutch! This is right up there with last years blow up after the game in the tunnel, where he tosses a sweat drenched towel off the wall which ended up bouncing off the wall and SMACKING an assistant coach right in the face! (i already checked youtube for it no luck). Good luck to the PIS, hope you guys hang in for another game…
Edit Damn, sucks for you guys. Two greatest franchises in the league meet up once again. oh well, here’s some more funny PIS related.
thanks to rome and his dvr
What started out as a sleepless EARLY morning, that led to early morning shaving, 4am shower, sleep till 10AM, head to class and then hit the gym turned into one heck of a day, i must say. I skipped the gym and decided to do lunch…in Manhattan. But first I had to stop for gas $20 bucks down (so far). Starting out from exit 62 on the LIE to exit 17 to the BQE i met up with a friend for Chipotle. After that I met up with Big Spanish where he showed me pics from the Biggie movie set for his shoot today (expect Miss Info to post them up tomorrow), chatted a bit stopped at “Out the Kitchen” bakery on hudson street for some cupcake(s) (ex-fatass move i was on a roll today!) then bounced back to the ‘burbs. Sitting in traffic, tank on E I get a text from “The Future” (aka DJ Kast One) “Estelle show, you in? I’m on the ones and threes”, i quickly replied “I’m there!” Turned right around and filled up my tank with another $60, and was on the road once again, well i pretty much was on all day. In attendance John Legend, Kardinal Offishall, Rah Digga, Travis from Gym Class Heros, Lyor Cohen was spotted, Sam Crespo (shouts to you!), Anthony Anderson, and plenty of beautiful ladies (I seen you, seeing me 
lol So here are some lazy man pics and videos from the concert. You can judge for yourself whether her album is worthy of your duckets.
John Legend Introduces Estelle:
They can’t wait!!
Estelle Kicks off with Wait A Min-( Just a Touch):
Estelle – No Substitute Love (Wyclef aint Show Up BOOO!!) Snippet
Estelle 
Peep The ‘Tude lol
Estelle – Magnificent Feat. Kardinal Offishall
Crowd control!
Travis Spits some shit
Estelle – You Are Feat. John Legend
Estelle – Come Over w/ John Legend (he goes in on the brit!)
The Show-Closer American Boy (nh)
Afterwards for the photo op I asked Kardinal to hold up his Konvict Piece for a second flick to which he responded while willingly holding up the the piece “Pshh ever since i got this fucking chain!” lol I know what you mean Kardi, I’m not a big jewelry fan myself but some ppl love the ICE so I did it for my 2 readers out there in blog land. Enjoy!
Mr. Morgan, DJ Kast One, Kardinal Offishall
LMAO little early to be taking shots don’t you think?
